Haters Back Off Episode 2.04 Modelling at the Hospital

A trip to the hospital gives Uncle Jim a twisted new idea for his line of Miranda merchandise. Emily makes a selfless offer.

Patrick delivers Miranda's first YouTube advertising revenue check to her in Bethany's hospital room, for $40.22: Phase 1 completed! When the check is accidentally destroyed, Uncle Jim gets a twisted idea for a line of Miranda merchandise: free hospital gowns with Miranda's face silkscreened on them. The merchandise is not selling, so Patrick proposes a fashion show featuring the line.

Bethany needs a new kidney, and Emily offers to donate one, but she is not a match. Emily interrupts Miranda's fashion show to relate this, and Miranda surprises her by donating her own kidney. Miranda, recovering from surgery, tells Patrick that she loves him; he kisses her; they both vomit. A nurse makes the unsettling observation that Bethany and Jim "make a cute couple".