Haters Back Off Episode 1.07 Starr Off the Parade

Miranda and Uncle Jim compete with the Mattress Queen for a prime spot in the town parade. Patrick takes a bold step. Bethany gets disturbing news.

Miranda uploads a cover of "Love Shack". Patrick finally asks Miranda on a date, but she says she could only marry a famous person, since she is famous. The doctors tell Bethany that her kidneys are failing.

Emily wants to move away to an art school. Jim tries to get Miranda on the Grand Marshal's float in the upcoming town parade. When rebuffed, Jim decides to form a color guard of home schoolers to march with Miranda in the parade, with Jim as ribbon dancer. Patrick builds the "home schooled" float around his ice cream bicycle, which looks like a huge uncle Jim pony.

Miranda rides aboard in a pink cowboy hat. Jim's color guard marches before it and performs beautifully, but Jim's pyrotechnics light the float on fire just as Miranda kisses Patrick inside it and agrees to go on a date with him. Emily goes to the art school admission panel but discovers that Miranda has altered Emily's artworks in her portfolio by gluing macaroni, felt and sparkles to them; the artworks are all ruined.