Haters Back Off Episode 1.06 Becuming a Magichin

Growing impatient, Miranda skips ahead in the Five-Phase Plan and studies magic with Patrick. But their act hits a last minute snag.

Miranda makes a video tutorial: "Free Voice Lesson". Jim thinks it will be a hit, but Miranda doesn't want to upload it, as it gives away her vocal secrets. Patrick is excited about his upcoming audition at a magic club. Miranda thinks it is taking too long for her to get famous, so Patrick offers to teach her some magic and let her audition in his place. Jim feels left out. Miranda doesn't want to learn dinky tricks; it has to be something big: Patrick's magic sword cabinet! He will be her assistant.

Miranda sees that Patrick has been working on a romantic artwork using her many popsicle sticks. Emily is still depressed and has not been eating; she paints alone in the garage. Jim, unable to occupy his room until the plumbing is fixed, moves in with Bethany, to her disgust.

Backstage at Miranda's magic audition, Patrick tells Bethany that the audition is closed, and she must leave or Miranda could be disqualified. Before Bethany can flee, stagehands come, and she hides in the magic cabinet, which they wheel onstage.

Miranda begins her musical magic act. Patrick is surprised to meet Bethany inside the cabinet. Miranda sticks in the swords, and Patrick helps Bethany avoid getting stabbed, until Miranda goes off script, and both Bethany and Patrick are wounded. At the hospital, Bethany's doctors find a kidney abnormality, as Miranda watches over Patrick.