After hearing that Alan has to go to Beverly Hills to check on Evelyn's house, Charlie enlists Alan to take his Mercedes to the dealership, which is in the same part of town. Once there, Alan ends up meeting an attractive woman, Diane, and takes her to lunch. After lunch they end up back at Evelyn's, which Alan says is his own house, and Alan makes his move. All is going well until they stumble in to Evelyn's bedroom, where they find a dress lying on the bed, leading Diane to think that Alan is married. Alan claims that the dress is actually his and that he likes to play dress up, and he tries to prove it by putting it on in the bathroom. Meanwhile, Diane rifles through Alan's pockets and steals Charlie's Mercedes. Back in Malibu, Charlie helps introduce Jake to his new neighbor's daughter, only to have Jake disappear with her all day. This wouldn't normally be a problem, but Charlie's new neighbor is an overprotective ex-football star known as Jerome "Mad Dog" Burnett.
