Alan and Charlie bump in to Desiree Pasternak, Jake's 5th grade teacher, who Charlie had seduced years before. After Charlie dumped her she went off the deep end, losing not only her sanity, but her job, family and self worth, eventually ending up as a stripper living in a run down hotel. Feeling guilty about destroying this young woman's life, Charlie offers her a good job tutoring Jake. Things work out great at first, until Charlie discovers Desiree is a Jesus freak, who makes them all attend church. Not able to sustain his act of good will, Charlie bails on Desiree, Alan and Jake during the service. Realizing she'd been dumped again by Charlie, Desiree snaps and the church sends her away to a spiritual retreat.
