Ricky asks Karl what the highlight of his year was, and Karl recalls the time he saw an insect carrying a biscuit crumb across the windowsill. Karl shares a personal motto, "You won't get anything done by planning." Stephen reads from the final entry in Karl's diary in which he declares that avocados, coconuts and pineapples are simply not worth the effort it takes to get them open. Karl and Ricky debate whether news actually has to be new, or if it's just information that's new to you. Karl's dad suggests his distant cousin comes to fix the boiler, and they plan a family reunion around it. Finally, Ricky imagines the three of them growing old together-"a useless bunch of c**ts."
