The police use the loft as a stakeout to track a clerk from selling pirated DVDs, but seem to be taking too long, and Spencer, while making a cake for Socko's birthday, realizes one of the detectives is his childhood bully from camp. Plus, the skateout is badly affecting the webcast. Meanwhile, Freddie loses a bet with Sam and must get a tattoo of Sam's face on his left arm, which he tries to hide from his mother, whilst being unaware that it is temporary. Since Carly has had enough of this, she secretly goes undercover to find the criminal clerk, only to find out that he only sells movies about pirates.
