A heartbroken Black Saturn gets back into the dating scene. Rex, Ranger and Brad try a new workout regimen with a personal trainer. Jewbot struggles with gender identity.
Because he has no male genitals, Jewbot decides to become a female with help from Cooch and Lex. Jewbot is now Bernice and when they go clubbing the girls get jealous of the attention she attracts. When Cooch reveals that this was exactly the same jealousy she felt when Lex joined the League, the two bond.
After being dumped (and poisoned) by Blood Moon, Black Saturn tries to find a new girlfriend fails miserably. Eventually, he gets desperate enough to ask his old foe and long-term League of Freedom prisoner Groaner for help. After several more failed attempts even with Groaner's prompting, he again runs into Blood Moon who is accompanied by her new boyfriend Carbonaut, a recent graduate of the Muscle Ream Academy (which forms the "B" story of the episode). The encounter is an utter disaster, and Black Saturn gets so drunk he takes home a "girl" after all..."Bernice."
Titanium Rex, Brad, and American Ranger start training at Muscle Ream when they get a coupon, which turns out to be a trap by Johnny Rabdo to defeat the League and become a member of the Injustice Club, but Rabdo is defeated by Black Saturn when Bernice breaks up with him and Black Saturn takes out his anger on Rabdo. Bernice becomes Jewbot again because being a woman is hard and Cooch hates Lex again because she is the new girl once more.
