The inmates close ranks as Red and Piper's cold war escalates. Piper makes a new ally.
After insulting Red's food, Piper is starved out by the kitchen staff, and she struggles to offer up an acceptable apology. With help from Suzanne ("Crazy Eyes,") she manages to prepare a medicated lotion for Red's back. Alex gives Chapman a cube of cornbread; Piper rejects it. The kitchen freezer is irreparably damaged; Red manipulates Healy into buying a new one. "Crazy Eyes" makes a romantic move on Piper. Bennett and Daya check each other out.
In flashbacks, Red attempts to befriend the wives of well connected Russian businessmen. Unfortunately, she tells an insulting joke that alienates them. During a confrontation, Red punctures one of the wives' breast implants. As compensation, Red's husband agrees to hold secret packages for the businessmen.
