In this uproarious comedic reimagining of the beloved vampire romance, director C.B Lake turns the supernatural saga on its head with a rapid-fire 14-minute parody that gleefully skewers every brooding glance and dramatic confession. The story follows a painfully awkward teenage girl who moves to the perpetually gloomy town of Forks, where she becomes inexplicably drawn to a mysterious, pale classmate who sparkles excessively in the sunlight. As she navigates the absurdities of high school, she discovers that his family of "vegetarian" vampires is more concerned with their own melodramatic family dynamics than with her presence. With a cast including DG, L Joy, A Rosa, C Grace, SG, and A.R Cherry, the film mercilessly lampoons the original's iconic moments, from the clumsy baseball scene to the over-the-top declarations of eternal love. Packed with witty dialogue and physical comedy, this short film offers a hilarious, self-aware take on the phenomenon that asks: what if the biggest threat wasn't the vampire coven, but the sheer ridiculousness of it all?