AceShowbiz - Besides his popular "The Channukah Song", Adam Sandler actually had another song that he wrote for the holiday titled "The Christmas Song". Does it sound normal enough to you? It won't be anymore after you learn that the song actually found him singing about why he wouldn't receive a present from Santa Claus because he did a lot bad things such as attempting to drown his sister.

Debuting the song on "Saturday Night Live", the actor and comedian rhymed, "Santa won't be coming my house this year/ 'Cause I tried to drown my sister/ And I pierced my ear/ Oh mama made it perfectly clear Santa don't like bad boys/ Especially the Jewish ones." In the song, Adam also jokingly sang about how he set a guy's hair on fire and called Santa Claus "a big fat w****e."