In this absurdist comedy short, a new parent makes a bewildering choice that defies all pediatric advice. When a frazzled father, played by C.J. Toledano, decides to quench his baby’s thirst not with formula or water, but with a bright blue sports drink, the consequences spiral into a chaotic and hilariously misguided adventure. Alongside his equally overwhelmed partner, portrayed by Megan Gailey, the couple must navigate the bizarre fallout of this sugary, electrolyte-packed decision. Directed by C.J. Toledano and Drew Wilson, the film leans into deadpan humor and escalating absurdity as the parents struggle to manage their suddenly hyper-energized infant. With supporting turns from Steve Franklin and LaKesha Lorene, the story explores the frantic, sleep-deprived logic of new parenthood, where even the most outlandish solutions can seem reasonable at 3 AM. This sharp, quick-witted comedy captures the desperation and sheer madness of trying to keep a baby happy, one questionable sip at a time.