In the sun-drenched, surreal landscape of Los Angeles, a woman's quest for a simple life takes a wildly unexpected turn. Bai Ling stars as a mysterious and alluring figure who finds herself entangled with a hapless man, played by Josh Randall, after a bizarre accident leaves him with a supernatural and inconvenient affliction—he is quite literally haunted by the ghost of his own boner. This raucous comedy, directed by Laura Lee Bahr, plunges its characters into a series of increasingly absurd and action-packed misadventures as they navigate this peculiar curse. Alongside a colorful cast including Robyn Cohen, Angela Landis, and Deanna Lund, the duo must confront jealous exes, dubious spiritual healers, and their own deepest insecurities. Blending slapstick humor with a dash of heartfelt chaos, "Boned" delivers a uniquely offbeat story about desire, connection, and the hilarious horrors of being pursued by the most intimate part of your own past.