Feelin' Kinda Patton

Track Listing

• 1. The Sadness Begins
• 2. A Man Shaves His Balls
• 3. Facts About Midgets
• 4. How We Won the War
• 5. When You Buy a Humvee
• 6. America, the Retarded Trust Fund Kid
• 7. A Blowjob Behind the Tilt-A-Whirl
• 8. Come On Apocalypse
• 9. Your Moment of Irony
• 10. We're Here, We're Queer...!
• 11. The Gay Pride Parade
• 12. The Winning Team
• 13. Two More Sips
• 14. Liquor Everywhere
• 15. The World's Most Amazing Father
• 16. I Hate Hippies
• 17. 80's Metal
• 18. The Poetry of Pornography
• 19. Steak
• 20. A Brief History of Shitty Comedy
• 21. Toronto Open Mic
• 22. Tivo!
• 23. My Christmas Memory
• 24. Stella D'Oro/Robert Evans/The Sadness Ends
• 25. Piss Drinkers
• 26. Tom Carvel!
• 27. The Magic of Oil Painting
• 28. Easter Eggs