The Early Four Track Recordings

Track Listing

• 1. Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs a Bath
• 2. Dustin Hoffman Gets a Bath
• 3. Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating the Soap
• 4. Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard and Looses Soap
• 5. Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation to Heat the Bathtub
• 6. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
• 7. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About the Absent Bathtub
• 8. Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R in Ignorrance)
• 9. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls Detective to Dust for Porcelain Particules on Dustin Hoffman's Tongue
• 10. Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken to Police Lab Where It Is Used as Toilet Paper and Reading Material While on the Toilet (Naughty)
• 11. Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation for Missing Bathtub (Front Cover)
• 12. Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes a Sarcastic Remark, Cuts the Head off of a Duck, Places It Where the Tub Was and Begins to Groan (Growl)
• 13. Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant and Wets Himself
• 14. Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree
• 15. Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter the Bathroom
• 16. Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter the Bathroom