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Funny or Die: Eva Mendes Releases Her Sex Tape

August 4, 2010 (3:31 am) GMT
Learning that 'Eva Mendes sex tape was a top Google search before the product even existed,' the actress decides to launch it herself.

In a bid to answer all her fans' demands, has now released her s.ex tape in a new Funny or Die's video. The more-than-one-minute clip first gives a glimpse of the "" actress kneeling on a bed in her underwear through a night vision camera but turns out, she just tries to connect two power cables back together.

Eva is later seen sarcastically promoting her new product, Eva Mendes' s.ex tape in infomercial style. "I couldn't put it together. I was making my way as an actor and suddenly the internet was demanding I release 'this' household product," Eva says while holding up a large roll of duct tape. "In fact, Eva Mendes sex tape was a top Google search before the product even existed," she gushes.

"Now English isn't my first language but it doesn't take a genius to know what tape is. And people want their tape to S-ecure things EX-tremely well, hence S.EX Tape," Eva continues. While saying "That's why we listen to you," the Sheila Gamble of "" boasts that her s.ex tape can solve the "nastiest", "dirtiest", and "flexible" problem people would have.

Eva Mendes Promoting Her S.Ex Tape:

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