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Meet Maxim Magazine's Five Unsexiest Women Alive

October 24, 2007 (9:52 am) GMT
Sarah Jessica Parker has topped a poll by Maxim Magazine naming the Top Five Unsexiest Women Alive.

It surely is bizarre, and sad of course. While the other females are competing to be included on the list of such poll, as the most beautiful and sexiest among others, the likes of , , and have been chosen the World's Unsexiest Women.

The poll, which is conducted by men's magazine Maxim, has named Parker as the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive, claiming her as the "least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women" that ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title.

Junkie singer Winehouse, who's ranked 2nd on the poll, has been considered worth the predicate because of her "hemorrhaging translucent skin, rat's nest mane and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats."

Next on the poll is . The "Grey's Anatomy" star is voted the 3rd Unsexiest Woman Alive due to her "cold bedside manner and boyish figure". Top pop singer Madonna, surprisingly, lands her feet at the 4th spot of the poll, blamed her "self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration" for that.

It's no surprise at all to find ' name on the 5th spot of the poll. She worth the crown anyway. Having two children, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain, and most of all "losing the ability to perform" helped Brit to be the 5th Unsexiest Woman Alive, though she deserves the 1st anyway.

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